Comandeer

To take, steal, snatch, or generally claim as your own.

EN: i'm going to comandeer your wallet
RLYN: aw shit my wallet!

by EN STVNS March 3, 2004

comanche

An extremely capable 4x4 truck built by Jeep from 1986-1992. Capable of being lifted to extreme proportions and going through more mud than any full size truck with the same size and type of tires ever could bc of extremely light weight frame.

My Comanche with 44" Boggers is running circles around your stuck Chevy 1500 with 44" Boggers in the swamp

by Justin Reister April 1, 2008

carnal comatose

This is where you sneak into the comatose ward of the hospital and have sex with all the coma patients to try to wake them from their comas. This is actually for your own sexual gratification and does not help their condition whatsoever. Never do this.

Seth snuck into the hospital and enjoyed a carnal comatose ... Then he was arrested for rape and spent fifty years in prison, where he was raped in the ass.

by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006

comander

The way that one spells commander if one does not care about adding in the extra "m"

Comander101 is online.

by Matt November 10, 2004

comatosed

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;

A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed

by Leo R, May 15, 2008

comatized

basically its a fancier way of saying: "beaten into a coma"

"That disloyal bizotch is gonna be comatized!"

by FUK May 6, 2006

comatose kielbasa

a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.

Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.

by Francis Coughlin November 21, 2006