M-Contradiction

To accept a statement or already formed opinion and agree with it- only to disagree and argument against it, within one sentence.

"I already said, that i agree with you on that, BUT i dont think that i can really agree with that."
"There it is, Again another M-Contradiction!"

by Irksofkhocoamrjvoalw June 21, 2022

TommyYin Contractions

1. Describes a phenomenon when you are pregnant. Feels similar to birth pangs, you think you are about to give birth, but turns out you just needed to shit. The TY contractions typically produce feces that are abnormally massive, very offensive odour, that results in an emergency call to the plumber because it breaks most standard home toilets.

2. When you only have pedophilia, being an incel, and pill popping on your agenda.

3. An incel, who, in 2022, was taught not to be an empath.

"Hey, Jenny, weren't you in the hospital last night? Pete called me last night, said you were about to give birth."

"No, I was just having the TommyYin contractions. Needed to call a plumber, instead, though, that shit just refused to flush and broke our toilet."

by no one 33 September 12, 2022

Bloody Tampon Contraband

A used tampon placed in a plastic bag. The person who carries bloody tampon contraband is eager to be searched. Repeat offenders often carry bloody tampon contraband to discourage unlawful searches by police and other authorities.

I hope that cop tries to search me again, this time I got a present for him. When he reaches in my pocket this time all he is gonna find is bloody tampon contraband.

by clausemic November 4, 2012

Behavior Intervention Contract

dumbass way of saying detention used at Park jr high middle school. It is obtained by getting 3 green slips (stupidest shit ever)

(Teacher): Two more green slips and you get a Behavior Intervention Contract
(Me): stfu
(Teacher): shut your sped ass up

by nevets_ September 9, 2023

protractor vs. contractor

Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.

The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Wiggins, Colorado

Wiggins, Colorado a place where the only thing to do is wait for fall so you can go to the pumpkin patch.

The most boring town in America Wiggins, Colorado.

by Not A Kid From Brush ;) December 8, 2018

Colorado Q-tip

the colorado Q-tip is a sexual move perfected by the rugged miners of Denver, Colorado. to execute this maneuver, one must first get into a position similar to 69. Then, the male proceeds to insert his fist into the females butt hole, pumping forcefully. Then you must accomplish the tricky task of peeing in the girl's ear.

Example One
“Yo Jake, I got my girl spunk drunk last night!” –B Money
“The Bitch put out?” –Jake
“YEEEEAH BOYEE! I gave her the Colorado Q-Tip!”

Example Two
"Shoot girl, it sure was weird when B-Money pissed in my ear last night!'
"you mean youve never had a Colorado Q-Tip before?"

by ear pissin bitch humpin joe January 5, 2009