Coffee Wanker

The act of ordering a Ridiculously long named coffee normally from a franchise coffe shop such as starbucks.

These people are called coffee wankers.

Jesus Victoria couldnt you have just ordered a large White coffee from starbucks instead of a Grande Skinny Latte with soya milk, twist of lemon and a sprinkle of Cinnamon and shot of vanilla? you dirty coffee wanker.

by Moonbizzle III September 25, 2009

coff

In old Scots the word "coff" meant to buy, purchase, or barter (Scottish Dictionary by John Jamieson 1840)
Coff is still used in some parts of the North East of Scotland most predominantly in Dingwall and Muir-of-Ord (The Muir) usually following "gudgie" (a short stout fellow J. Jamieson, 1840) but today refers to any type of man "gudgie-coff" or just "coff"
The historical use of gudgie-coff may have referred to a fatman who was buying or purchasing something in the market towns of Dingwall and Muir of Ord but this is unproven. Nevertheless, there are certainly plenty fatmen purchasing things still today in Dingwall at the local Tesco.

"What like the day coff?"
"Not much mun"

by muirman February 23, 2014

Rat Coffin

An Australian or New Zealand meat pie, which is a baked pastry casing filled with meat and topped with a puff pastry lid. The meat contained within is alleged to be beef mince, beef chunks or chicken, but often rumoured to be mystery meat and quite likely to be the cuts of cow/chicken that you wouldn't feed your pets.

I'm really hungry, I think I'll have a rat coffin with some dead horse

by Captain Roundhead May 14, 2018

Coffin Skate

A ritual where your teachers take your phone, put it in a coffin, put roller skates on on it and kick it down the stairs into a pentagram. They then start chanting words spoken in the unknown language of rehcaet which happens to be english spoken backwards which may explain why rehcaet is teacher backwards. If the sacrifice (the phone) is accepted demons will rise and burn the phone exploding the batteries.
Or maybe the person just sucks at spelling and it auto corrects to coffinskate

Man I hate it when teachers coffin skate your phone.

by Dank Twickshlotter December 13, 2016

coffe shop

A place of business used as a front to sell drugs.

Did you see shane at the coffe shop today ?

by skawtA November 27, 2007

Coffigens

The mental and physical stamina derived from the caffeine in hot office coffee.

Dude there is no way I'm getting this presentation done tonight without coffigens.

or

Man I am laggin, I need some coffigens

or

Jeeze dude I just hit the 3-o'clock wall I need coffigens in a hurry...

by Hunkasaurus Chunk May 14, 2009

dereks coffee

An amazing coffee chain started by Dereks Gerard

Starbucks is the rival to Dereks Coffee

by Jdjsnskznsks July 10, 2019