clam ditch

a name for a stinky twat that should never be explored by any man for any reason ever. ever!
that slut has a stinky ass clam ditch. do not munch it!
by vajpac September 21, 2005
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Clam Pie

"Hey, what smells so funny?"

"Oh, Susan must have her legs open. It must be her clam pie."
by Yourewelcomeinadvance January 24, 2015
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clam shot

1. A shot taken out of half of a clam shell. Preferably Sailor Jerry's taken out of a shell from Vancouver beach, best enjoyed in university dorms.

2. A quick lick of a female's vagina, just enough to taste, performed just prior to penetration.

3. A close-up shot of a vagina, taken by a not-so-classy broad of herself and sent to casual male acquaintances/sex interests via text.
Student 1: Man, studying for these exams is killing me.

Student 2: Fuck it, let's go take some clam shots in my room. I've got some Sailor Jerry's in the fridge.

Right before I put it in, I put my head down into her crotch and gave her a quick clam shot, just to tease her.

Dude, check out this clam shot Jenny sent me. I'm pretty sure you can see her kidneys.
by N. Hollywood December 30, 2013
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Clam Drape

A Clam Drape is the female version of a Beard. In other words, it is where a lesbian person will bring a male date to make it appear that she is heterosexual.
Oh, she isn't my real girlfriend. I'm only her Clam Drape so her parents don't know she a lesbian.
by (H+H) June 11, 2009
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clam splashing

Better go get a tarp Sean, some slick mamas are clam splashing in the side hall.
by Jehovahs Wetness March 01, 2017
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Clam Spearing

Clam spearing is fucking in the usual heterosexual manner, i.e. penis into vagina. The spear is a metaphor for the penis, the clam is a metaphor for the vagina.
I'd love to do some clam spearing when I get home from work tonight
by Rodolphe May 17, 2005
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Clam Slammer

The part of a woman's memory reserved for masturbation.

The female equivalent of spank bank.
"Did you see him at the pool?" Asked Jane. "I'm locking that one up in the clam slammer for later"
by Ian Dustrial February 22, 2014
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