clam clonking

When two lesbians engage in the scissor formation while bumping uglies. Sound effects are comparable to clicking your tongue.

"Dude, the other night through my wall I could hear Betsy and Ha'Neesha clam clonking"

by clonker September 9, 2009

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The Clam of the Summit

The holy bivalve that resides above us in the sky. The Clam, situated on a high summit, spewed lava and created the world. His mortal enemy is the Squid of the Depths. today, we follow the Clam in hopes that we will one day bask in his holy light upon the summit.

Holy Clam, that's amazing.

Praise the Clam! The Clam of the Summit!

We will join the Clam one day.

by Chris Nelsson October 13, 2008

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Clam Pie

Another word for vagina

"Hey, what smells so funny?"

"Oh, Susan must have her legs open. It must be her clam pie."

by Yourewelcomeinadvance January 23, 2015

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clam shot

1. A shot taken out of half of a clam shell. Preferably Sailor Jerry's taken out of a shell from Vancouver beach, best enjoyed in university dorms.

2. A quick lick of a female's vagina, just enough to taste, performed just prior to penetration.

3. A close-up shot of a vagina, taken by a not-so-classy broad of herself and sent to casual male acquaintances/sex interests via text.

Student 1: Man, studying for these exams is killing me.

Student 2: Fuck it, let's go take some clam shots in my room. I've got some Sailor Jerry's in the fridge.

Right before I put it in, I put my head down into her crotch and gave her a quick clam shot, just to tease her.

Dude, check out this clam shot Jenny sent me. I'm pretty sure you can see her kidneys.

by N. Hollywood December 29, 2013

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