directioner

this crazy ass fangirl that is obsessed about 5 fags together in a "band" named one direction

directoner: "OmGeee eets wOn erection!!!111!"
me: "calm yo tits"
directioner: "wat chu sai mi wuz reeding wOn erection fan feek!!!1'

by stoopiddirection August 19, 2013

creation

The act by which God Almighty spoke the universe into existance out of nothing in the first chapter of Genesis in a matter of six time periods, but not necessarily six “days” as we are lead to believe. While mental midgets like “Adam “tr0n”' at urbandictionary believe the universe cannot be created out of nothing, it indeed can! With God ALL things are possible, and the vast universe we live in was created out of nothing, is an example. When you are God Almighty, you can create something very complex out of nothing by just speaking it into existance. Period! Take that atheists and evolutionists. I’m sick and tired of mental half wits like “Adam ‘tr0n’” claiming that creation cannot be proven while evolution can. Hogwash. The missing link has NEVER been found and never will be. The “theory” of creation has NEVER changed, unlike evolution where its crazy followers are always changing their own theory. God’s universe has an order to it, and you cannot have an order if a cataclysmic event like the “Big Big” occurred. If there is creation, there must be a creator. If there is a design, there must be a designer. If there is a plan, there must be a planner. This universe’s existance is proof positive of a diety. Evolution is the the single-dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Darwin himself didn’t even believe his own theory, he just said it was an educated guess and that’s it.

Creation has proven evolution false over and over again.

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

one direction fandom

A really annoying fandom where girls obsses over 5 overrated boys. A girl who is in the fandom is diagnosed with"one direction infection." Somehow the girls can stand listening to every song of a group of 5 random btutish guys gir years or months. The fandom is considered"the most annoying fandom besides bronies." Almost every girl likes 1D. Some girls become violent. Sonehow they think showing off theyre cannabills and killers makes them look so strong. In reality it just makes them future criminals.

Nick:Hi umm did you finish the proje-

Ari:OMG ONE DIRECTION TORN #The story of my life. You know the urban dictionary says were the most violent fandom ever hehaha so i can get u in da hospital isnt dat amazayn #punny hahaha#one direction fandom LOVERRRRRRRR

(Nick walks away in panic)

Ari:Totes not phenominiall ugh
Directionator

by ilovepetsandvideogames January 7, 2014

One Direction

A band made to cheer Anwen Evans up

Anwen: "He just doesn't know he's beautiful!"
Pete: "I know right!"
Anwen: "WE LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION!"

by AnwenGoToSleep! April 4, 2012

One Direction

A boyband from the UK and Ireland. The members include: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik. Currently, they have one album called "Up All Night", which came out in the U.S on March 13th, 2012. They appeared as individuals on the X-Factor in 2010. All of the boys were brought back and turned into One Direction. They are very successful and hope to continue writing music!

Fangirl #1: "OMG do you know about One Direction?!?!"
Fangirl #2: "OMG yes! I bought their album the day it came out!"
Fangirl #1: "They are all soooo hot."
Fangirl #2: "Who's your favorite?"
Fangirl #1: "I can't decide!"
Fangirl #2: "Harry and Niall are so cute! I love Niall's little Irish accent....it's adorable."

by onedirectionnnn August 18, 2012

One Direction

A boy band filled with 5 flaming homosexuals. Louis and Harry are insanely in love since they met in a bathroom at the X factor where they participated with Liam, Zayn and Niall. Zayn and Liam are also in love. While Niall is still looking for the one

Larry Stylinson from One Direction are so in love it's obvious.

by A girl in love with 5 gays June 11, 2013

correctional officer

1.n. A man who is not capable of becoming a real officer so ends up becoming an over rated babysiter.He is happy when at his work and sets his work befor his family. Word that can also describe used to describe, pussy, has been, coulda' been, bitch, lier, and asshole.

Inmate1:Hey wheres Correctional officer Buday?
Inmate2:Oh that bitch hes negleting his family.
Both together:Ohhhh...

by Digiboy October 19, 2005