Chlamydia Chowder

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious chlamydia chowder."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

Clam Chowder Swirly

A ritual from an orgy when all men ejaculate into a bowl, and after the females dump their heads in, in an orderly fashion

Sorry mom, I have to borrow your bowl from the kitchen cuz we need it for the clam chowder swirly later

by 89zamja May 18, 2015

Ming Chowng

Lemme get that pussy

ay lil ma lemme eat that ming chowng

by MINGCHOWNGEATER September 13, 2019

Dirty Chowder

The act of sticking your own finger up your own ass and then wiping said finger across your upper lip.

Scott: I don't remember Derek ever having a moustache? When did he grow that?
Kelly: He doesn't. I heard he sticks his finger up his ass then wipes it under his nose. It's called the Dirty Chowder.
Scott: That is one sick fuck!!!

by Old Man Neltson June 12, 2023

long island clam chowder

When a guy blows a load in a girls dirty pussy and then lets it crust up before eating her out

Jon was hungry from banging Kelly so he had some long island clam chowder from her discolored box

by primo box April 17, 2014

pull a chowes

to snog over 10 people at a party

I was at this house party last night, did you see dave pull a chowes

by mooksmorgan August 17, 2014

kitty chowder

vaginal fluids

Your hands are covered in kitty chowder.

by Deanna December 4, 2003