choke a goat

The phrase to describe strangling a goat to get it to stop eating you or your clothing.

sally: daddyy! this goat is biting me!
dad: choke that fucking goat bitch.
sally: wait, actualy choke the goat?
dad: yes! choke a goat.

by beotchhh October 20, 2009

chockin

the act of getting a blowjob while eating a chocolate chip cookie

Holly had just given Bill one of her freshly baked homemade chocolate chip cookies and decided to make it even better with a chockin

by mama_jama June 19, 2011

flying ass choke

most commonly used in threats used by staff seargents in the marine corps against private's and private first class's, its basic function is to litterally choke you with a ass or ass cheeks while in a forward flying motion. the shear terror of someone's ass flying at you normally knocks you out first but there are cases were there has been direct contact between ass and face. staff seargents usually work their ass muscles for hours on end a day to help with their deadly hold.

"if you dont shut up im going to flying ass choke you."

by The victom of a ass choking. June 5, 2012

Choke A Bitch

When a Bitch gets so frustrating and annoying, all you can do is Choke a Bitch, Shawne Merriman style.

Shawne: Bitch, you annoying me.
Tila: Then get out.
Shawne: Bitch, Im about to Choke a Bitch.
*choke*

by Roko77 September 7, 2009

choke the brown cobra

to take a shit, to defecate, to poo or poop

hey dude i need to choke the brown cobra right now. too much bran in my bread i think

by joff January 17, 2007

choke on that

to suffocate on something.
it can be used in an agruement, as a way of telling the person to go away.

choke on that bitch!

by lixhol January 31, 2008

Choke

Something you may or may not do in front of a crowd. You may often feel like there is something caught in your throat. It may often be the fact that your stupidity has bunched up down there. Or possibly the fact that you never did finish the meal you had about an hour ago. Either way, when you choke, it shows you're an idiot.

Old Man Said: I hope you choke on that.

Now I do not know why my example is an old man. He has nothing to do with this conversation and never will. But still, we will all cherish the memory of him being thought of as rudely hoping for someone to choke. Don't we all appreciate that about old men? Yes, i believe we do. Cherish this. Forever.

by .amy.dillo. August 15, 2008