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priority children

When you have multiple children from different partners and favor one or some of the children instead of all. You put one child higher than another.
You never see this baby but you can drop anything for your priority children.
by Nikonym July 2, 2018
mugGet the priority childrenmug.

Children Withdrawal

When a pedo hasn't touched a kid in a while
Guy 1: Aw great, Matt Gaetz is spitting out racist bullshit again
Guy 2: Yeah, Children Withdrawal has been hitting him hard recently
by Hoahobecth December 14, 2024
mugGet the Children Withdrawalmug.

children

Can be referred to objects that are very important to someone.
These cars are my children!
by MAGA-Man January 16, 2017
mugGet the childrenmug.

Children

Something that many people like including Jimmy savel belle and other people

They are annoying 5 year old running around screaming I love fortnite and doing fortnite dances

People that dad's get milk for

And mothers don't care about and just want the child maintenance

Some children are pretty calm but get caught slacking by people such as Jimmy savel or people called Belle jayden and MOST DEFINITELY ALBERT if u are a child stay away from EVERYONE called Albert no matter what they say
Person1: damn that's a nice house

Person2 and 3: I LIKE FORTNITE I LIKE FORTNITE

Person1:I'm gonna drop kick some children in "self defense"
by Yourmumgayl69420 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Childrenmug.

Retarded Children

I mean, maybe not. Maybe it's not a either or thing. Maybe it's both.
Hym "Yeah, no, no evidence for you because you're being retarded children about your religion and if you're going to be retarded children then I'm not going to entertain the notion of convincing your of anything. Retarded children do what they are told. So, you do that."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2025
mugGet the Retarded Childrenmug.

Children of the hat!

(1) A phrase used to express extreme joy or ecstasy. (2) A phrase used to insult and denounce someone believed to have sold their wedding ring. (3) A country dessert made of figs, apples and dates. Some prefer it with cream, others with ice cream.
Children of the hat! I've just won the lottery!
by Twibbieful November 18, 2010
mugGet the Children of the hat!mug.

Internet Children

Internet children
A minor or group of minors who preform sexual acts*pay for playbased services offer pedophiles and degenerates content that usually involves the exploitation of children for sexual gain.
Person#1:what's wrong with you, searching for Internet children on the internet.
Person#2: I need help.
Person#1: I'm calling the fbi dawg, this is illegal.
by Michelthegreatest November 16, 2023
mugGet the Internet Childrenmug.

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