by gaymonke47 August 08, 2023
by Sorry_Not_Sorry_Bish January 17, 2021
Person 1:Hey why did you hit the children?
Person 2:They kept annoying the fuck out of me, They are spawns of Satan
Person 2:They kept annoying the fuck out of me, They are spawns of Satan
by CC_242 May 31, 2021
Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit
Person:u want some lucky charms?
Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!
Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe
Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈
Person:*sigh* …children…
Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!
Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe
Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈
Person:*sigh* …children…
by ᗴᗩᖇTᕼY-ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ January 06, 2022
I have too many children.
by clicktheredbutton.com November 08, 2017
little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.
Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
by bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox March 30, 2023