A shelter child is a person that becomes violently offended when they hear of other people taking their kids to midnight movie premiers on school nights even though they themselves don't have children.
A shelter child thinks premarital sex is evil. And even though it's natural, it's not okay (even safely)
A shelter child lets their parents control their lives until they're 25.
A shelter child can be strongly opinionated and want everyone to agree with them even though they won't listen to another person's differing views.
A shelter child won't realize a person hit by a car and an animal hit by a car don't look that different on the side of the road.
A shelter child doesn't think IT will ever happen to them.
All in all, these are the people that are in for the shock of their lives when they realize how this world really works and that it's not all fun and games.
The world isn't a bad place, but many people have misconceptions about what happens in it on a day to day basis. Your beliefs are as good as mine, but it's important to keep an open mind and realize the world isn't always nice.
A shelter child thinks premarital sex is evil. And even though it's natural, it's not okay (even safely)
A shelter child lets their parents control their lives until they're 25.
A shelter child can be strongly opinionated and want everyone to agree with them even though they won't listen to another person's differing views.
A shelter child won't realize a person hit by a car and an animal hit by a car don't look that different on the side of the road.
A shelter child doesn't think IT will ever happen to them.
All in all, these are the people that are in for the shock of their lives when they realize how this world really works and that it's not all fun and games.
The world isn't a bad place, but many people have misconceptions about what happens in it on a day to day basis. Your beliefs are as good as mine, but it's important to keep an open mind and realize the world isn't always nice.
by Ladder16 November 27, 2011
Get the Shelter Child mug.gutter child (noun): a gutter child is a member of the broader breed of individuals who fall on the bottom of the social pecking order. as opposed to people with useful and redeemable qualities, gutter children exhibit mannerisms making them fundamentally incompatible with the broader population.
for example, gutter children typically enjoy a distressing fascination with japanese anime. the wear of naruto branded gear to include the trademarked abstinence headbands can be considered a common identifier of gutter children, along with animal clothing.
the gutter child also demonstrates excessive sexual deviance. they will typically select the fat or hideous for their mates, in order to soothe their innate sense of inferiority to their natural betters. furthermore, gutter children exhibit exceedingly limited control of their emotions, often breaking down into an emasculated tantrum with alarming frequency. the gutter child thus may be considered a non-pubescent individual.
sharp objects may in fact force the gutter children to darwinize themselves, eliminating their cursed genes from the pool. unfortunately, these attempts may fall into a greater romantic scheme often influenced by their favorite music. this solution is inadvisable, given the resulting cleanup complications: the pen ink used to give themselves bitch tattoos coagulates with the blood, leading to a thick sticky substance insoluble to water and most cleaning solutions.
for example, gutter children typically enjoy a distressing fascination with japanese anime. the wear of naruto branded gear to include the trademarked abstinence headbands can be considered a common identifier of gutter children, along with animal clothing.
the gutter child also demonstrates excessive sexual deviance. they will typically select the fat or hideous for their mates, in order to soothe their innate sense of inferiority to their natural betters. furthermore, gutter children exhibit exceedingly limited control of their emotions, often breaking down into an emasculated tantrum with alarming frequency. the gutter child thus may be considered a non-pubescent individual.
sharp objects may in fact force the gutter children to darwinize themselves, eliminating their cursed genes from the pool. unfortunately, these attempts may fall into a greater romantic scheme often influenced by their favorite music. this solution is inadvisable, given the resulting cleanup complications: the pen ink used to give themselves bitch tattoos coagulates with the blood, leading to a thick sticky substance insoluble to water and most cleaning solutions.
I walked in on a brood of horrid smelling individuals diddling some 32 sided dice. I must have found the gutter children.
by high speed and hooah June 14, 2011
Get the gutter child mug.Kid1: Yo did you see that Asian on the Piano?
Kid2: Yeah, he was BEAST
Kid3: Heard he's the best at math in school and does an upper level science.
Teacher: He's a Child Prodigy
All Kids: Geek
Kid2: Yeah, he was BEAST
Kid3: Heard he's the best at math in school and does an upper level science.
Teacher: He's a Child Prodigy
All Kids: Geek
by Sendet March 15, 2014
Get the Child Prodigy mug.The child a parent gets, having raised it completely correct. A reward child is usually not identified before its teenage years.
She was smart, funny and very kind, a reward child to her parents; So unlike her selfish and unpleasant siblings.
by Big.ED February 25, 2011
Get the reward child mug.n: 1. something completely adoreable.
2. someone small and timid.
adj: resembling a bunny, especially in the facial structure.
v: constantly moving, especially when disturbed or frightened.
2. someone small and timid.
adj: resembling a bunny, especially in the facial structure.
v: constantly moving, especially when disturbed or frightened.
1. awww!! it's such a bunny child!
2. you look exactly like a bunny child.
3. don't worry, we won't hurt you bunny child.
4. if you don't sit down and stop bunny childing around, so help me i'll whip you.
2. you look exactly like a bunny child.
3. don't worry, we won't hurt you bunny child.
4. if you don't sit down and stop bunny childing around, so help me i'll whip you.
by miss kitty February 22, 2005
Get the bunny child mug.When a man gets a girl pregnant on purpose, when she doesn't want to stay with him. Maybe it's a one night stand, maybe not.
So that you have that person in your life forever, or on 'Child Lock.'
This can be a specific person, or just anyone in general, so that you definitely have someone in your life for the rest of your lives.
Generally not used by a woman, as the man may just leave her as a single mom.
So that you have that person in your life forever, or on 'Child Lock.'
This can be a specific person, or just anyone in general, so that you definitely have someone in your life for the rest of your lives.
Generally not used by a woman, as the man may just leave her as a single mom.
Man A: My girl wants to use condoms so she doesn't get pregnant, but dam I love her. I'm gonna poke holes in all of em so that she gets pregnant, then I got her forever on Child Lock.
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