Cereal

A type of breakfast soup with sugar and milk as its primary ingredients, commonly eaten as a midnight or afternoon snack. Most commonly consumed by young children, stoners and adults who aren’t bothered to cook.

Dave- What are you eating for breakfast

Stove- I feel like eating cereal
Dave- ok

by elijahlover999 December 28, 2021

Cereal guy

An unexpected dude who just judges people by saying "oH! He'll never get a gf" And just spits out his cereal by glow up

Guy 1:dude who's this he's so ugly spitting out his cereal
Guy 2: guy 1 ikr, he's the cereal guy

by YEREMEL December 30, 2021

cereal backwash

The part of dry cereal that ends up in the box rather than the inner bag due to slipshod pouring of said cereal.

This Fruit Loops box has some serious cereal backwash issues!

by ForestDad December 30, 2021

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

A series of trading cards by Wax Eye, They include Chucky Harms, Zomba Crunch and Chainsaw Toast Crunch.

Wax Eye Cereal Killers are the best.

by SPrice1980 April 20, 2022

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021

Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal

by ieatantsforbreakfast November 7, 2021

Cereal

that thing where I actually have no preference and will sometimes do milk then cereal then cereal then milk.

friends: sooooo what order do you assemble your cereal in?
me: im a dual wielder.
friends: Is it possible to learn this power?

by Douchebag Destruction Delivery July 12, 2021