canadian prepper

Real life DayZ warrior selling flamethrowers and jerky while displaying global war analysis using cartoon rockets.

BOB: Hey let's go grab a beer and shoot some pool.
FRANK: Nah I gotta go Canadian Prepper and prime my flamethrower, sharpen my flechettes for my crossbow, and stock up on maxipads for the end of the world. Catch ya later.

by CygnusPrime_Mag February 13, 2023

Canadian bowtie

Condom, or similar prophylactic, made entirely of denim.

Jimmy was pulling so much tail at the monster jam, he definitely got to use his Canadian bowtie.

by Toolazy69 April 20, 2016

Canadian Salute

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and slap a girl on the forehead while singing “oh Canada”

Hey you want to get Canadian Saluted

by VonPetrol June 16, 2019

Canadian Twinkie

When two Canadians interlock their uncircumcised units head to head with duct tape and release their respective essences to seal their brotherly Canadian bond.

Me and Richard both have been friends for years, and have decided to seal our bond as brothers from another mother by conducting the Canadian Twinkie together in private.

by Destis5445 November 2, 2017

Canadian Flatbed

A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.

I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.

by ThiccDaveCave July 27, 2018

Canadian Summer

When you get 8 inches of Snow

Donny: "We got 8 inches of snow overnight"
Jammy: "Thats just a normal Canadian Summer for me"

Dan: I gave my girlfriend a canadian summer and a snostorm last night

by The Longest February 21, 2015

Canadian Highway

A hairy pussy with an exceptionally thick, hairy strip down the middle.

Jane dropped her pants and has a pussy that was so hairy in the middle that it had a Canadian Highway.

by Fuzzlenuts January 22, 2012