callum hardie

Another word for a wankstain. Except the sperm is dead. You'll find him on the bad streets of BOD throwing up and drinking pikey cider.

1. Hey there's callum hardie

"aye i can see that wankstain"

by ForwardGrant March 8, 2010

Callum

A big gay who is trash at shinty and also smells DAB

Person 1 "Oh he is such a Callum"
Person 2 "Lol true"

by Daddy's always watching October 26, 2018

callum

scottish prick who is intensely obsessed with polish females called “nikola” for some strange reason and has an incredibly small penis , he has also been known to watch pregnant dwarf rape porn .

wow , what a callum

by jacob the sex god February 22, 2019

Calling Ralph

(Verb): Pretending to make a phone call as an excuse to go outside and puke.

a-"Where's Steve?"
b-"Outside calling Ralph."
a-"Pussy"(High Fives b)

by STL Val Kilmer December 18, 2009

callen snyman

1) a super sexy girl that has the most amazingly fun personality. She can be shy at times but once she's comfortable she can be the best girl to be with.

2) she's afrikaans which is baie lekker.

3) she's down to earth and honest
4) she's also wades girlfriend. So stay away

Callen snyman

by sharky12 October 2, 2014

callum green

Someone who loves a huge phat Shlong right up his ass and is a lucky shit at Fifa. He's a mad baller at Harrowby and fux bitchez

He's Definatley a callum green

by jdsvbagdiansiajdbaidb December 1, 2016

callum gray

Callum Gray is a name for somebody who is simple minded and who get angry extremely fast. He also doesn't think before he acts and says whatever is on his mind.

Person A - *Pushes somebody over for no reason *

Person B - "Oi, stop doing that. Your turning into a Callum Gray!"

by xX_Anonymous_Xx87 March 5, 2017