by P0PPYTPLAYS July 25, 2021
Jesus: God, donkey punches don't work, I got slapped but I came hella hard!
God: Jesus, homey don't play dat.
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God: Jesus, homey don't play dat.
N00blet: cum 2 ma place t0morr0w, we can chil wit porn
by SpamWhale December 07, 2010
(The proper term being "Semen")
A delicious, white liquid which is both very creamy and very salty, and can vary in flavor.
A delicious, white liquid which is both very creamy and very salty, and can vary in flavor.
by CuteBoy56 July 01, 2019
A hard black solid that goes into a man's penis when he is flaccid. It's original function was to have abortions but is now primarily used for intense feelings of pain when watching ordinary youtube videos.
A: Ahhhhh! The cum is inside me!
B: Ooh that's gotta be painful, just wait for it to go into your balls
B: Ooh that's gotta be painful, just wait for it to go into your balls
by kaguyadoujin December 09, 2019
The cum gambit is an unstoppable gambit in the game chess. it is the ultimate strategy and cannot be beaten
by bionicdragon75 January 24, 2021
when a chick is laying on her stomach and you cum on her back in a igloo. Also refers to an adult spinoff of club penguin.
I hit up a bitch on club penguin and we met up by the igloos. She started sliding around and I did a cum penguin on her.
by That fuck boi February 17, 2017
You look like Cum Niall
by Thinking in Pzza August 07, 2021