Coconuts

Something that can be gripped by a 5 oz. bird.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

by pseudonym March 20, 2004

Cocunut Mall'd

A Rocking Version of CoCuNuT mAlLeD. This time without the "e". E guys

Jake : H-

Rocker: YOU JUST GOT COCUNUT MALL'D

Jake: 'd?

by The D*** God October 4, 2021

Clapping Coconuts

Term for gay sex (anal)! Word inspired by the slapping of testicles common during gay intercourse.

Lucas: "hey man wanna chill with Little Bitch and Troy tonight?"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"

by Kks_tits(limp) January 18, 2015

coconut2020

This is a party running for L'Manberg presidency, kinda, it, uh, has umm, Fundy, and Nikki (Nihachu) in it, thats about it, they didnt really do much qnd werent gonna do much if they won

Coconut2020 is so, ummm, mediocre, i want them to win more than schlatt and pog but only because they arent as much of a threat to pog2020

by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 3, 2020

Coconunt

This word is meant to describe both female and male drivers, or individuals in general who display behaviors that would suggest they have a large coconut crammed up their vagina or mangina. Similar to douchebag and bitch. Derived from cunt and can be used in stay of, if one wishes to be less obscene.

(To woman going slow down the street using a blinker, but no intentions of turning or moving over.) "Get out of my way already you Coconunt!"

by Bueckstabue March 16, 2012

cocunut

Brown on the outside, white on the inside. Basically, someone of South Asian descent that has been horridly white-washed.

"What? Who is Shahrukh Khan?"
"Damn you cocunut, he's yo' mama"

by lalalalala May 20, 2004

coconuts

Tits, boobs, breasts, melons, jugs.

She's got a lovely pair of coconuts!!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004