The Ol' Monkey Claw

Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.

And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!

by Sam February 26, 2005

Meow this kitty's got claws

A reply to ones bitchy remark

Tom : What should I wear to this party ?!
Heather : how about you wear your Robin hood outfit ?

Tom : ooh meow this kitty's got claws ! ;)

by UnicornsRULeSblud November 14, 2011

zere claw

queer ass faggot who plays mw2 too much and should come to my house to buy some weed.

ZeRe Claw: Bro, did you see that 360 claymore plant g nade fakie spin 720? Godly!!!

Vexay: Im so jealous...... <3

by DubstepManiacJakesAFag July 31, 2011

j o o claw

the best pker on Runescape, he fucking owns all.

guy one: hey dude, i just watched j o o claw's pk vids! their fucking epic! guy two:i know man, i was in world 65 chillin west of edge, watchin him wreck the shit out of everyone!

by cj123456 September 3, 2009

clawhammer

Big dick

WoW that guy has a big clawhammer

Damn he could satisfy a blue whale with that clawhammer.

by clawhammer April 16, 2003

Claws for Hands!

1) A term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. When it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. Usually capitalized.

2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.

1) I want to find a guy who's smart, funny, and has CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!

2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"

by Sassy Smike July 28, 2008

Clawman

A man who give huge wedgies.

Man, that clawman really chafed my ass.

by WTFMAN5 February 13, 2007