You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner, you open the menu to the kids menu;he is far to young for an adult meal. “Chicken Nugger” stares at you from the page you don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains, he says he is hungry. Your mind strains for an answer in world of Sweer Potato and French Fried.
You try to order the Chicken Nugger but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry and he complains, the waitress stares at you her head a spinning Chicken Nugger, her arms swinging French fried. Your son cries the tears of a hungry Chicken Nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have “French Fried” engraved on your left temple and you do not understand.
Your child weeps in the corner starving starving for Chicken Nugger.
You try to order the Chicken Nugger but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry and he complains, the waitress stares at you her head a spinning Chicken Nugger, her arms swinging French fried. Your son cries the tears of a hungry Chicken Nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have “French Fried” engraved on your left temple and you do not understand.
Your child weeps in the corner starving starving for Chicken Nugger.
by Djdudjzjsusjjdhdndj July 1, 2019
Get the Chicken Nuggermug. The placing of someone on another person's shoulders fighting someone else who is on another person's shoulders. This is much like moshing, but the two people getting carried fight each other.
by vivianVORTECKS August 14, 2010
Get the Chicken Fightmug. When you fall asleep in an upright position with your head dangling, most commonly in a car or airplane. The motion makes your head bob up and down like a chicken pecking. In rare cases, you could be fighting falling asleep in class and a moving vehicle is not necessary. Chances of chicken sleeping are increased by 70% after a wake and bake session or accounting class.
I was sitting behind her in class and thought she was paying attention. But then I walked by and saw that she was just chicken sleeping.
by LIFOtheparty April 13, 2017
Get the chicken sleepingmug. by DizzyLizzy January 10, 2007
Get the chicken friesmug. Older than a cougar or a MILF but still within boning range, a soup chicken is a somewhat fit divorcee or widow that is clearly on the gun lap of her sexual marketability.
The oldest cohort of the chicken world; i.e., fryer / broiler / roaster / soup chicken
The oldest cohort of the chicken world; i.e., fryer / broiler / roaster / soup chicken
Dude, dig that soup chicken in the leopard print tights!
Yeah, she's a soup chicken, but I'd rip into that like a hog after corn on a cool fall day!
Better bring some lube on your date, bro, that soup chicken's probably a tad dry.
Yeah, she's a soup chicken, but I'd rip into that like a hog after corn on a cool fall day!
Better bring some lube on your date, bro, that soup chicken's probably a tad dry.
by the gumada man May 9, 2008
Get the soup chickenmug. A rhyme-arific and obnoxious way to respond to the obnoxious & ubiquitous question, "Guess What?" A much easier response than actually trying to guess the topic about to be brought up.
by Handsome Pete September 25, 2003
Get the chicken buttmug. A game of proceeding to the gate as late as possible, without missing the flight. Everyone except the last passanger arrived at the airport is considered a check-in chicken.
- Yo man, I guess it's time to go!
- No way bro, who comes two hours before the flight? Don't be such a check-in chicken.
- No way bro, who comes two hours before the flight? Don't be such a check-in chicken.
by bugpower October 19, 2015
Get the Check-in chickenmug.