Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more

Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner

by DrDryNips February 2, 2025

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome is a disease and based on Lolis, it can takes years to cure

Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds

by Cultistmania June 10, 2023

Chronically online

Someone who says unbearable shit online that has no truth behind it

Person: *draws a my little pony with darker skin*
Other person: “forced representation…”
Another person: “wow that person is chronically online, forced representation doesn’t mean giving a fictional horse a darker skin complexion!”

by NexyNex June 7, 2024

Chronic Virgin

Somebody who is fundamentally incompatible with sex. This is either self imposed or due to their societal situation.

ugh, amy is such a chronic virgin

by freakbob88 May 1, 2025

Chronic Buttcheese

A condition you can get if you routinely shit multiple times a day on a daily basis. Usually when you shit your ass has this substance called Buttcheese which are called dingle berries that get stuck on your butt hair. When you shit multiple times a day it can become chronic since you may shit in the morning afternoon and at night perhaps after a shower meaning your ass is not clean properly making it chronic.

Person no 1: Hey did you hear that Brady shits multiple times a day?

Person no 2: No way! He has Chronic Buttcheese

by Negrhjjdjdjwksiejsjzthaihua June 11, 2025

Gin and Chronic

Gin and Chronic is pot infused alcohol with Gin as the base alcohol, similar to potka, which is made with Vodka. When used carefully, results in a perfect balance of alcohol buzz + chill body high of THC. Generally, it kicks in within 30 minutes and lasts 3-6 hours. Using over the counter edibles/drinks is much easier and allows for more accurate dosing than other recipes posted about THC infused drinks. Mix 10 mg THC per 1 shot/1.5 oz of Gin. THC drinks can be mixed right way, dissolving hard candies can take 4-8 hours. From there, mix with tonic and lime, or your other favorites mixers and enjoy responsibly! Light users of THC should start with shot and wait an hour before having more. See Mary Gin.

I was telling my friend NR about my pot infused booze Urban Dictionary entries, and he said, “oh, like Gin and Chronic”? My response, “Genius! That is so much better than any of my other worlds! If you won’t submit it, I will. The world needs to know about Gin and Chronic!

by jenny cool beans May 4, 2024

Undead Chronic XIV

A notorious grifter selling a misogynistic fantasy universe under a fraudulent claim of being a biologist; If challenged, his first response is to turn to his followers, The Shitribe, then if that is ineffective will turn unironically to a woman to fight his battles for him

"Undead Chronic XIV told me all I need to do to get a woman was to slap her around the right way.'"
"And how did that work out for you?"

by Mandatory Carry May 5, 2024