by Carson Bleeks January 20, 2023

by Urmom2009 November 7, 2021

by liljje April 4, 2019

a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.
Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?
Yeah he’s such a good friend!
Yeah he’s such a good friend!
by Bignoosa September 23, 2023

by fahad hossain May 17, 2019

Carson(noun) A person who habitually lies due to deep-seated insecurities. Typically, a Carson exaggerates or fabricates stories to appear more confident, successful, or interesting to others. The term is often used to call out someone who consistently distorts the truth as a way of masking their self-doubt or inadequacies.
Don’t believe what he said about meeting that celebrity; he’s such a Carson! He always lies to make himself look cooler.
by brosbeforehoes321 August 14, 2024

by wifenlooof September 15, 2022
