Carrot tops nipples

Strange, self sustaining creatures not meant for this world.

P-blo’s nipples are carrot tops nipples.

by Incisor Philly August 12, 2018

lil carrot fucker

a person that fucks lil carrots. Calling a guy a lil carrot fucker means he has a small dick and fucks anything. Calling a female a lil carrot fucker means she likes small dicks and fucks anything.

"Gosh Becky is such a lil carrot fucker."

"Cyan was being a lil carrot fucker when she was pmsing."

by Fucksticks101 June 17, 2017

Carrot Top Ripped

Jacked to the point of resembling the current physique of prop-oriented 90's comedian Carrot Top

Jordan's boyfriend isn't too bright, but the guy is huge, like Carrot Top ripped.

by 2304 Nation October 22, 2008

nibble my carrot

Rabbit terminology, for suck my dick

1.Suck my Dick
2.Hey bitch go easy when you nibble my carrot.

by comero February 21, 2004

happy poo carrot

not a good thing
just think about it

"I heard Big Gal Al had a happy poo carrot yesterday"

"That couldn't have been a good thing"

by brenda! February 13, 2008

chase the carrot

To masturbate.

Mike's been chasing the carrot all day, dude! How do we get him to stop?!

by bongo. October 29, 2003

carrots and peanut butter

This is when a ginger man has a woody and covers it with his partners feces. He then lets his partner have a taste. This person MUST bite the woody, which causes the ginger man to bitch slap his partner and furthermore cock slap him/her. The ginger then samples the carrots and peanut butter.

Dude, I had the freshest carrots and peanut butter last night.

by weeewooo June 26, 2009