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can race

Occurs when two employee's return from lunch break and one employee tries to beat the other to the restroom because he or she knows the other employee always has bad gas.
"Dave's going to go eat Mexican food for lunch, you can bet Alan will return early from break to gaurantee victory in that can race. No one wants to use that bathroom for atleast 30 minutes after Dave gets done with it"
by Brian Thomas Bowman June 25, 2007
mugGet the can racemug.

garbage can

A person who takes all (or) any type of drug to get high.
She/he is a garbage can. They will take anything to get high.
by Naners69 October 27, 2017
mugGet the garbage canmug.

ash can

Master Tom: Meet me by the ash can.
by Prince Pepper September 6, 2010
mugGet the ash canmug.

watties can

A cheap and stingy form of food found in a can that can be purchased from your local grocery store for about twenty-five cents. Usually eaten by people who are less fortunate aka the 'stingy' or 'poor' people of this world. Can also be used as a funny insult...
Jake#: "I hate you. You are such a loser!"

Keith#: "Yeah whatever man, you're so poor that you eat Watties cans for dinner each night!"

Jake#: "Ouch.."
by smartdevil69 January 10, 2009
mugGet the watties canmug.

Fart can

Any exhaust system 'upgrade' that makes your car sound like you fuel it up at a hole-in-the-wall Mexican food joint. Revving your engine will now sound like you pissed-off a bumble bee.
Real Car Guy 1: I hear a pissed-off bumble bee. I'm allergic to bees!

Real Car Guy 2: Don't worry. It's just some nut job ricer with a fart can.
by roadrnr78 August 10, 2017
mugGet the Fart canmug.

stash can

Something you use to hide your weed. Factory made items designed to look like everyday items. Can be anything from a Pringles can to a bottle of Clorox bleach.
Dude, is that a real Dr. Pepper or is that a stash can?
by plantman21 August 24, 2011
mugGet the stash canmug.

Craapzorz in a can

Originally comes form the word crap.

One day a guy was playing a game and the word crap was censored in the chat, so he tried crapzorz and it was still censored. Then he tried craapzorz and it worked so he kept saying craapzorz every time. He was drinking soda in a can this day so he added In a can to the word craapzorz for fun.

Craapzorz in a can is a replacement for WTF
This thing is so craapzorz! WTF
Craapzorz in a can!
by Caparzorz October 27, 2010
mugGet the Craapzorz in a canmug.

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