butterstick

A man whose penis can only get semi-erect.

Sarah forgot to pack Zak's Viagra, so he was a total butterstick all weekend.

by spindoctor September 16, 2005

butler

Man who moved from london to live in the better south. also man who knows the ledgend that is olly.

Thats that guy, Butler.

by someone from around here November 15, 2006

Butterscotch Sundae

When a man takes a woman out to Dairy Queen, orders a hamburger, and eats with laxitives. He orders the female a chocolate ice cream sundae, and when she is done, the male poops into the cup, and they eat it with spoons like a "Butterscotch Sundae"

Examples -

"Boy Beau, you should have seen the size of this butterscotch sundae that Twyla and I ate last night"

"Man I hate that couple, I wish they eat a butterscotch sundae and die!"

Employee: Welcome to Dairy Queen, may I take your order?"
Customer: "I'll have a butterscotch sundae please."
Employee: "Sure thing!"
Customer "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??!!"

by Jesus Robot December 28, 2007

Butterspine

A former friend who moves in on your territory and steals friends/followers.

"She opened a store across the street and hired all your employees? What a butterspine."

by JinjoJess December 9, 2008

butterscotch disk-aholic

a person who is addicted to butterscotch disks

Honcho bought Amy a bag of butterscotch disks. Ever since, she's been eating them non-stop. I'm concerned she's a butterscotch disk-aholic.

by chuck tattletale February 12, 2009

buttersandwich

when someone forgets to remove jizz from their asshole and it leaks out later

yeah dude i fell asleep after anal sex and left jizz in my asshole, total buttersandwich

by buttereater69 July 11, 2017

butters

Someone who can't catch or hold onto anything without dropping it. Short for butter fingers!!

Sarcastically: Nice catch butters!!

by Itrielega July 22, 2009