Mr. Beck

Sex God

Kid 1: Hey guys who do you have for Physics?
Kid 2: Mr. Beck!
Kid 3: You are so lucky kid 2!

by PronMaster69 August 30, 2019

Glenn Beck

A man who has lost it all and through faith in God rebuilt his name by telling what he has found to be the truth. A man who teaches his audience to search for the truth themselves. His primary messages are, seek the truth, stand in the truth, and prepare for the worst/ hope for the best.

In 2011 he launched a subscription news network called GBTV.com.

Glenn Beck has held events in August 2010 and 2011 to restore honor to America, and restore courage by standing for and with Israel as they come under attack.

by DadvsLife September 16, 2011

Beck

n. A shaggy metrosexual who can do no wrong in the eyes of hipsters, no matter how many genres of music he exploits or how many samples he steals.

Beck is the exception to the rule, because he never sold out; even when he did sell out.

by Camp Lickalotta March 10, 2008

beck

A verb which means to proposition to and complete the action of trading an article of clothing with a stranger or a person that person you've just met, while in a public place.

Derived from Beck

Origins: Molly's sister's friend attempted (but failed) to trade shirts with Beck after she saw him in concert.

I was at a random party and there was a guy in the kitchen wearing an epic sweater with sheep on it, and I totally becked it from him.

by exotic_wednesday February 4, 2010

Beckman

In parts of Northern Kansas, used to describe an annoying asshole who thinks he is smarter and better than everyone else.
Often uses sarcasm in irrelevant ways. Also makes up stupid points in arguments to try to win said arguments, but ends up looking like a jackass.

Common Characteristics of a Beckman: Dark brown hair, annoyingly shaped nose, thinks he can play guitar. College geek. Giggity Halt. Has an odd sounding laugh. Monkey Boy.

If you happen to come across a Beckman, do not be frightened. They sense fear. Stay calm, back away slowly, find the closest hard, preferably pointy object and then run towards him screaming bloody murder. Aim for the head or balls, for these are the weak points.

"Oh my gosh, that guy is such a jerk!"

"Well what do you expect? He's a beckman!"

by STEBNO (Stop the Evil Beckmans Now Organization) April 18, 2008

becksfart

Disgusting anal-aroma emitted the day after drinking loads of Becks lager. Actually smells of it.

"Watch out, here come's a becksfart!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

beckley bowtie

when someone is sleeping you shit on their neck, when they wake up, they look down and left to right, making the shape of a bowtie.

Denny's ol lady gave him a beckley bowtie last night while he was passed out drunk.

by madeuce September 30, 2007