A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
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