Brandon

Is a snazzy friend but he is definitely not as cool as trinity.

"Wow brandon you are cool"
"Thanks but trinity is better"

by Trinityy138 June 15, 2018

Brandon

A 15 year old boy that trys to be funny, but really isn’t. An idiot.

Brandon needs to shut up.

by cloutlord69 August 16, 2018

Brandon

A tall dumbfuck with short blonde hair and greenish grey eyes. Brandon's tend to suck at basketball and are typically hornier than a dog before it is neutered.

This jabroni is such a Brandon.

by imsobrandonewiththis January 30, 2018

Brandon

He is a Brandon that likes to be Brandon
why you may ask

because He is Brandon

Because I'm Brandon

by NOJ BRANDON August 25, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day

He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips

Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better

by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019

Brandon

A HOTTT guy, he’s super smart and hot as frick. He is a player and all the girls like him, but if u see him you would understand why. He makes you feel special and beautiful. He’s not everyone’s dream boyfriend but he sure is a heck of a catch!

Man I wish I had a Brandon!!

by Kit_kat2505 June 2, 2018

Brandon

A person who most likely has glasses, has feminine qualties, and of Idian descent. If he plays video games, probably has the worst aim out of all of his friends. Has a 37% chance of being gay as well.

BRANDON SUCKS ASS!

by Kyle Dawson NY July 14, 2022