douche bog

The swampy mess where the residue of hundreds of used douches collect

'Jack is such s douche bog. You mean douche bag, no he's worse. His amount of douche makes a bog not a standard back

by adamsgone May 8, 2011

bog

That awesome shit you say. Can be used for good times and bad times.

"Oh yes this is awesome! Bog bog bog."
"Aw fuck this shit sucks! Bog bog bog."

by bogapprentice May 3, 2024

Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots

'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

Dig-Bog

The act of poking someone's neck for your own enjoyment.

person 1: dig-bog!
person 2: ow, what the hell dude?

by fbiwhodat May 20, 2024

bog boy

A gay boy that eats pot noodles and lives in his parents house at 40 years old because his 20 year marriage failed because he thought he was Apollo justice

he is such a bog boy

by kanecklesthecentipede May 6, 2019