log blocker

Slang term for people who enjoy anal sex.

Roger is a total log blocker

by NattyB April 16, 2008

Tassel-Blocked

The awkward position one finds oneself in when a girlfriend, or wife, agrees to do or wear something thrilling ( like nipple tassels ) but then, in the interim, uses this promise to win impossible arguments etc.

Example :

Joe “ So, did you get to watch the game last nite ? “

Joel “ Nah man, there was some crappy romantic comedy on HBO, and the girlfriend still has me tassel-blocked “

by Jazz D'Gascoyne January 4, 2010

Chat Blocker

A person who comments on a status update or anything else similar to that and ruins a good conversation between two people.

Mark: "So i was totally flirting and gaming up Alicia over on her status update."

Carlos: "Oh rlly? What happened?"

Mark: "It was all going good i was totally making an impression and about 25 comments in this douche posted a comment and just ruined it. She stopped replying after that."

Carlos: "Wow what a Chat Blocker!"

by Wanterito April 16, 2011

kid-blocked

When you're not getting laid because your kids are around.

Henry: Me and the wife thought Ashley was sleep for the night but just as I was about to get some for the first time in weeks...she walks in, wanting some water.

Henry's friend: Tough luck on getting kid-blocked!

by MAMA GOOSE 1 July 28, 2017

Talked 'n Blocked

When finding an old foe on Facebook and sending them an insulting email and then quickly blocking them so as to avoid any retaliation on their part. So you get to talk and then block. Talk 'n Block, Facebook style yo!

I found this douche bag I never liked on Facebook and Talked 'n Blocked his ass! YEAH!!

by JoeKM1978 February 23, 2008

Cock Blocker

A male chastity device

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Big Busty Cock Blocker

Someone who has a dick and likes to block things with it.

That big busty cock blocker sure gets in the way.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003