Fishy dog blanket

When you toss a cum covered blanket over a woman while she is orgasming in the doggy position

I tossed my Fishy dog blanket onto the girl while she enjoyed her orgasm and it blew everywhere

by Ghojst June 01, 2023

Mexican poo blanket

When your kickin' it in Mexico and your boy is so far passed out that you invite the whole neighborhood over to drop a duce on his chest.

OOOPS! I just gave mi amigo a mexican poo blanket!!!

by WyldSoul November 04, 2006

Like shit to a blanket

To be stuck to someone or something like shit to a blanket means that you are very attached to a person or thing and spend alot of time with them or it

Ryan: Kellie won't leave me alone !
Lauren: she is stuck to you like shit to a blanket !

by Shocker Los April 22, 2017

eggs in a blanket

when you wrap penis around your scrotum and make the brain and it looks like a snake wrapped around.

I showed some bitch my eggs in a blanket and she loved it.

by a1mostt February 26, 2012

fight over a blanket

verb.

1. a synonym for having making out or sex
2. another way to say f*** off

1. did you hear those two fought over a blanket last night.
2. person 1: hahaha you failed the test.

person 2: go fight over a blanket you jew!!!!!!!

by random numbers! April 16, 2010

Fire Blanket Statement

A statement that is allegedly so self-evidently true that it cannot be argued against, thus extinguishing any debate on the subject under discussion. It is often employed by those that don't understand the issues and don't wish to reveal that ignorance.

"I don't like all this new building in rural areas." "Well, you can't stop progress!" "That's a typical fire blanket statement, just what do you mean by progress?"

"I am against making ID Cards compulsory" "I don't see the problem, if you've nothing to hide, whats the harm?" "Stop using a fire blanket statement, its not about hiding anything, just personal privacy!"

by Casey1954 October 15, 2008

pig under the blanket

A game in which a circle of men hold a blanket between them at stomach height, and one woman (the "pig") crawls on the floor under the blanket, and is hidden from view. The men have all removed their pants, and the woman moves from one to the other performing fellatio at random times. If one of the men correctly identifies another while he is receiving fellatio, then that other man is ejected from the game. A man is also be ejected if he incorrectly claims that another is being fellated. This continues until there is one man left standing.

Stew is always the first to be caught in a game of pig under the blanket.

by filthyboss August 23, 2006