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Friends with benefits

Two individuals to afraid of commitment but they like to fondle with each other in private and public, especially when friends are around.
Brandia S. and John M. are friends with benefits
by jack meoff :) August 3, 2009
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Eggs Benedict

A serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or ejaculate onto.
Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.

Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.

Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.
by The Technomancer April 3, 2010
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Pope Benedict XVI

New pope, was in the Hitler Youth. Deserted from the German army.

A NAZI **AND** A COWARD!!

Basically a more extreme version of the old pope.
by poopoomoomoo May 9, 2005
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eggs benedict

when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.
He gave her the best eggs benedict ever!
by cheeze mcdougal April 29, 2006
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Benedict XVI

Benedict XVI: only the latest gay man to play the part of Pope.
Displays common symptoms of the closeted homosexual, namely rabid homophobia.
That Benedict XVI? HELLO, flamer or what?
Few hail Mary as earnestly as Benedict XVI.
Have you SEEN the way Benedict XVI walks? Talks? Genuflects?
by matta April 3, 2007
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Benedict

An English guy whose best hobbies is lying and cheating. Someone you shouldn't hang out with if you want your reputation to be outstanding.
I found him kissing with someone else that wasn't his girlfriend. He is such a Benedict.
by anonimous34927 September 26, 2010
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bene

pussy ass bitch who crys when you flick him. thinks hes top shit and will do anything for attention from ava or minami.
student: *flicks bene*
bene: *crys*
by fibzoner November 13, 2018
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