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Facebook is Bullshit Week

Takes place in the second week of December. Participants of Facebook is Bullshit Week are required to do one thing on facebook every day for a week, that is complete bullshit, without getting rumbled.

Of the seven FiBW deeds, compulsory features include:
x1 FiBW status
x1 FiBW photo upload
x1 FiBW event 'Attending' (or make your own event! It's all bullshit to me!)
x1 FiBW page 'Like'

Other optional FiBW deeds can include:
Relationship status change
Town/City change
About Me change
Comment on ridiculous public page

All FiBW deeds must be in some way public - be that to everyone or just your friends - private messaging is not included.
You must not announce your participation in FiBW. That defeats the whole purpose.
If you are caught participating in FiBW, congratulations to your friend. They are obviously not to be fucked with.

Happy FiBWing everyone!
(On Facebook)
"Person McPerson is eating a sandwich."

Bernard: Dude why the fuck did you make your status 'is eating a sandwich.'? Are you doing Facebook is Bullshit Week or something?
Person McPerson: God damn you Bernard for rumbling me
by Sorcha McNiven December 9, 2012
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cunt ass nigger bullshit

When a person or situation, is entirely odd, or out of place.
What? prancer is not a bad-ass? Thats CUNT ASS NIGGER BULLSHIT!!!
by KeepnitAznstyle July 1, 2008
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Bullshit

The cross breed of a bulldog and a shih-tzu, a bullshit is characterized as having the signature jowls and floppy ears of the bulldog, with the moppy tail and thick fur of the shih-tzu.
"Did Laura's dog give birth yet?"

"Yeah, to a very healthy litter of bullshits!"
by penguinface. April 26, 2010
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bullshit threshold

the amount of information needed about a topic in order to be able to bullshit a conversation or answer a question about it about it and have everyone think you actually know what you're talking about
Guy A: How did you talk to Alexandra last night about Harry Potter? I didn't think you read those books?
Guy B: I didn't, but I saw some of the movies and remember hearing my friends talking about the series that I had enough info to get past the bullshit threshold and make some jokes about the series to her.

Student A: You don't own the book for the class, how did you know about Edmund Randolph?
Students B: Guess I read enough of the Constututional Convention wikipedia article that I reached the bullshit threshold about it.
by td0109 October 10, 2011
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Bullshit artist

Someone who likes to lie and practices lieing.
person1: Dude wanna hang out?

Person2: Cant gotta go with my mom to the store.

Person1: Bullshit artist.
by Doh Nuts 13 June 24, 2004
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bullshit

Something very far from the truth.

LOL GEORGE BUSH LOL!! HURRRRR
by mwells August 20, 2003
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bullshit

A favorite tool of the mass conformist world who loves to use it to as a desperate attempt to fit in with society when they don't have the brains to think for themselves. But to intelligent people, they just look like bullshitting morons.
George Carlin: America's #1 industry is the marketing and packaging of bullshit.
by hunglikehuang October 15, 2006
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