tart beaver

a smelly vagina

Man, while I was shagging Cindy last night, it smelt like something was dying. It must have been her tart beaver

tart beaver by Mark the dir November 3, 2014

Beaver wisdom 

Wisdom so great, that no human has it. Only beavers have it.

Friend: that’s so smart! Do you have beaver wisdom?
Me: Aaaw... thanks!

Beaver wisdom by An Actual Fatty Catty December 13, 2018

Beaver Gasket 

A rustic, dauntless, and valiant facial grooming choice that consists of a voluptuous patch of hair encompassing the mouth region of a brave male subject. The purpose of this hygiene choice is to complete the seal between said males mouth and his counterparts Kennebunkport chowder factory as he performs traditional cunnilingus. Some have said this seal could be compared to that of a fresh set of head gaskets on a pristine 1993 Mazda Miata. Most often you can distinguish a beaver gasket by its distinct smell which is often said to smell like a mix of freshly cut timber and freeze dried goliath grouper. Also referred to as a goatee by the layperson.

At first I didn’t think he knew what he was doing because when he went down there it sounded like the sump pump in my basement after a heavy rainfall but then he grew a beaver gasket and now only thing strong then that seal is a fresh bucket of flex seal

Beaver Gasket by Stuart Mcstiffenrod August 25, 2020

senorita beater 

British term for Spanish lager. In the same vain as Stella Artois is known as wife beater.

Fancy a pint of senorita beater?

senorita beater by Unkn0wnz0r! October 7, 2005

Vag Beaver 

Vaginas with Beaver tails that live in your dirty ass closet.
Clean Yo SHIT!!!!

when I went to clean out my closet, a ton of Vag Beavers ran out and scurried away...... WHAT DA FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats nasty yo.

Vag Beaver by Buhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh May 8, 2012

Bread crumbs and beaver spit 

A reference to one of the best flash series ever, Riddle School

Phil: Bread crumbs and beaver spit.
Richy: You're so random man.

Bread crumbs and beaver spit by Hackrmin June 28, 2021

You actin' like a damn Beava (Beaver)!! 

1) A druggie/friend that wants some money.

2) Anyone asking you for shit you don't have OR don't want to give them.

Druggie - Hey brah you got some cash money I can borrow juss fo a min?
You - Man You actin' like a damn Beava (Beaver)!!

You actin' like a damn Beava (Beaver)!! by JBOW! March 22, 2010