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bead-a-bead

Damn Pam the back of your head is horrendous! You got some bead-a-bead's!
by dat damn micah January 1, 2009
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beardface

A man mistaken for his name due to his facial hair in the series: Scrubs.
It's beardfacè! Not Beardface!

Damn you all!
by damn you all! April 2, 2010
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bearded clam

Kayla has vowed to have a bearded clam until she gets laid again.
by feathersofanarrow February 25, 2011
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Glove Beard

When you place your hands together, your middle fingers go under your nose like a moustache, your index finders go up to your ears as if sideburns. Your thumbs then tuck under your jaw line, your little and ring finger then hang under your chin.
As if creating a beard persona.
''Whats with that guys beard?''
''It's called a Glove Beard !''
''Glove beard?''
''When you use your hand to create a beard''
''Gosh Golly? making you look instantly older?''
''Yes, or a rapist''
by Sammy B./. December 6, 2009
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Finals Beard

A beard grown during finals in order to support the non-failing effort of students attending real schools. Finals Beards may give, good luck, increased analytically abilities, better eye-sight, better hearing, ability to slow down time, ability to travel back in time. Finals Beard abilities are only available during finals.
1. Buddy: "Hey Frank, what did you write for the third essay?"
Frank: "What essay?"
Buddy:"The ones we have to turn in with the final."
Frank: "Essays?! I didn't know about any essays! Oh fu-wait!"
Buddy: "What are you doing?"
Frank: "Finals Beard, activate time travel!"
Buddy: "What?!"
Frank: "...."
Buddy: "So is something supposed to happen?"
Frank: "With what?"
Buddy: "Uuuh nevermind, so what are you going to do about the essays?"
Frank: "I got them right here."
by Beardsman October 21, 2012
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bearded dragon

Unshaven Asian Vagina
I usually go for bald beavers, but damn that was one HOT bearded dragon
by Dain735 August 22, 2003
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Ginger Beard

Having facial hair that is primarily red or ginger in color, despite not having red hair anywhere else on your body; Ginger beard is a common condition amongst men of beard-growing age.
Ex. My buddy Mike is doing No Shave November. I never knew he was a ginger beard!
by My cousin Mufasa December 4, 2010
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