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Canada's History

A seriously depraved sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Hey baby I wanna do something really kinky... how about a lil Canada's History?
by umpa lumpa master 45 March 15, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act which American's don't know much about. It most often involves a bunch of pussies that nobody cares about. It used to be referred to as "the beaver."
-"Did they just perform Canada's History?"

-"I really don't give a shit."
by CanadianBeggin' February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Lamest magazine in Canada. And Canada has no history anyways.
Steven Colbert- "Canada's history can suck my beaver."
by AbsoIuteZero February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. When you bust yo nut in that biznitch, yell "Oh Canada!" cuz its easier then tryin to remember that hooker's name.
George W: I seem to have misplaced my
maple syrup, have you seen it Cheney?

Cheyney: Fo sho! Ize smashing on Condelleeza last night. I made her wear some antlers while I tagged it from behind. I was bout to bust my fat-ass nut in that sweet ass but was running outta lube so I poured some maple syrup on it. That's when that bitch gobbled it all up like a stack of pancakes! I was all like "damn bitch I'm gonna cum" but what came out was "oh Canada!" cause I was so pussy drunk that I couldn't remember that hoe's name. I pulled out and finished off in the Stanley Cup and mixed that shit wit some drank and got my lean on-

George W: Oh snap! That sounds like Canada's History my nizz!

Cheyney: Ya, When I see yo mom's face, I
don't wanna 9/11 it, I wanna pull a Canada's History on that shit cuz maple syrup goes hard!

T-Pain (autotuned): Oh Canada, muthafuckaaaaa, muthafuckaaarrrrrrrr!
by Wreckshop February 5, 2010
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Canadian History

Where the MVP takes the stanley cup to his girlfriend's house, and then, lightly touches her vagina with some moose antlers. After very light penetration, he pours maple syrup over her tits, and she sucks one while he sucks the other while fucking her, then the guy jizzes in the stanley cup after.
The MVP of the NHL championship, usually celelbrates with a canadian history.
by Asszeasdgasdfasrhgawef February 12, 2010
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Canada's History

The national sexual act of Canada featuring antlers, maple syrup, and Lord Stanley's cup. The latter has been historically misinterpreted as the grand prize of the NHL competition. It is in fact the somewhat related, but instead refers to the reinforced athletic supporter worn by the same Lord Stanley while playing cricket. Though they are also known as a “Ball Box” or “box”. The act is performed each on the other, and is does not know gender, nor homo or hetero sexuality.

The practice involves reducing the antlers in boiling maple syrup, then ladling the resulting resin in to your partner’s anus using Lord Stanley’s cup. When the resin cures it is withdrawn to reveal a perfect cast of the rectum. You then take that cast, dip it once more in maple syrup, and promptly insert in to your own anus.
Canada's History - Written phonetically:
"We were watchin' da hawwkee, dehr eh? and I got to feeling all Frenchie-loik. So’s I looks over ait Dorleen, and oi says to her…Dorleen…you wont ta do the "Canada’s History"? And she says, sure, Gord,. Oil go gate the syrup, you warm oup d’cup”
by bollockchops February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

To take a gallon of maple syrup and to pour it unto ones genitals while taking a dump into the Stanley Cup whilst stroking moose antlers.
Thank you for this opportunity to ruin Canada's History Steven Colbert.
by ridetheyak February 4, 2010
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