kid safe

things people use when they want kids and everyone else to watch there not family friendly vids

Epicman:KID SAFE
ME:not trusting that

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer August 1, 2021

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Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.

"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."

by ryzander June 4, 2012

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not safe for life

Any video or image that depicts particularly graphic material such as a dog getting kicked or a disemboweled horse.

Hey, do you want see an image of a dead dog?

-Kevin
No, why would I want to see that? That’s not safe for life.
-Joe

by wordbrodgg September 9, 2023

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Safe Boy

A pussy. A robinet who is always afraid of opening up their square mind. Someone referred to as a Safe Boy usually doesn't participate in group activities, especially ones involving any level of malice. Parties are especially a no-go for these safe boys.

Have you met Sean? Yeah I heard he's a Safe Boy.
No, don't invite Isaiah, he's a Safe Boy, he'll snitch.

by MichealMichealButterLover April 9, 2024

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