batman

When u jackoff on a flash light and u turn it on and sling it on a wall in the shape of a bat.

I did the batman last night

by Luke Joe May 12, 2008

Batman

When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!

To successfully do this one should put up a lap behind oneself so you get a shadow that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.

"I would totally batman dat gilf"

by Scoota B. December 9, 2008

batman

An explanation to a friend that you were having a wank.

Matt says: Hey man u were looking at porn all dau
Mitch says: nah i didn't have a batman

by Matthew Cameron August 16, 2008

Batman gag

When you put a mask in the mouth of the victim, (like the batman mask)

He just wouldn't stop screamin' so I BATMAN GAGGED him!

by Batman Gagger December 9, 2008

BATMAN

ONE WHO PUTS A BAT OR BATS IN MOUTH.

For example,BATMAN LEO PUTS TWO BATS IN HIS WIDE OPEN MOUTH THATS so BATMAN

by kingmxico24 December 21, 2008

Batmanie

(adjective) when something is a lot like batman or when someone/something is being/acting like batman

Gerald: Cool Costume man. Your supposed to be Batman, right?

Dewie: Duh! Yeah that's what I am. Isn't this costume so batmanie?

Gerald: Totally dude! You are so batmanie stylish.

by caity and nicole January 3, 2009

Batman Schmeh

A phrase used in place of any actual words in a conversation between two teenage girls with multi-colored hair. Variants of this phrase such as "Batman crunch schmeh" "Crunch Man Bat Schmeh" or "man crunch schmeh bat derp" are also commonly used for variety.

I heard these two retarded girls talking the other day, they were like screaming "BATMAN SCHMEH" at each other and then at the cars on the road.

by violentTardface2.0 March 4, 2011