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Wi Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.
Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po
by The Real Driller October 30, 2021
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shark repellent bat spray

A substance stored in an aerosol can used to repel both living and explosive and/or inflatable sharks. It is often found on bat-helicopters or whereever Batman thinks it would come in handy.
Batman finds himself with a inflatable, explosive shark latched to his leg.

Batman: Robin! Get me the shark repellent bat spray!
by TheGammaGeek May 25, 2011
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boring as bat shit

An Australian slang term used to describe something that is extremely boring yet also very annoying.
Friend: "I'm doing advanced mathematics this year."
Me: "Fuck that mate, maths is boring as bat shit."
by Incept May 15, 2016
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baseball bat

a very large blunt
hey call up mike and we can get some baseball bats
by ongekyume September 9, 2019
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same bat-time, same bat-channel

at the end of the 1960s live-action (adam-west) batman tv show, an announcer would tease the forthcoming episode (that resolved any cliffhangars) with the comment: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK. SAME BAT-TIME, SAME BAT-CHANNEL. nowadays it is used to affectionately tell someone that you will see them soon, particularly at a regular-time/place.
cant wait to see you for sci-fi-friday. same bat-time, same bat-channel.
by hfelton September 12, 2008
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Ghost bat

When someone is assumed to jerking off at work
Maddog knows cody is ghost batting at the waterbore
by Jordotheoffo August 13, 2019
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Nerf Bat

An upright yet bendable erection (neither rigid nor limp), similar in consistency to that of a Nerf baseball bat, which is functional yet less than ideal.
1: Damn, my daily ‘bate yesterday took twice as long as usual!

2: Why? Couldn’t catch wood?

1: Nope … I was sporting a Nerf bat.
by DangerZone11 September 14, 2009
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