Clown Bastard Child

A clown bastard child is a child who was possibly switched out at birth by entities unknown (clown bastard aliens)...possibly as a joke on the unsuspecting parents. Parents may leave the hospital with what they perceive to be the most sweetest child in the world...only to discover about 5 years later that the child's behavior is so atrocious it makes the parent proclaim that the child could not possibly be theirs because of how said child acts. The parents were fooled because the child resembles them but his actions later in life may prove otherwise. These children are often spawned...not born

broken down-

Clown- because it seems a joke was played on you.
Bastard- because this child surely CANNOT be yours!

Child- self-explanatory

"Whose clown bastard child is this?!"

by crookedletterI July 22, 2012

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boner biting bastard

someone who bites dicks

bryan and toby bite each others dicks

by $ico March 26, 2003

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Baswar • Bastard • bastardtry • BASHAR • Bastardo • Bastardized • Bastardisation • Bashar al-Assad • bastard child • bastardization

trippy bastard

Used to represent a person who is trippin you out when your high on drugs

Oi you trippy bastard

by Ben April 1, 2005

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Slanty Eyed Bastard

1. Describing anyone from Asia who has small slanted eyes. Typically scene driving Honda Civics, Acuras, or Toyotas

2. The short yellow people from Asia who are good at Math, Science, and Ping-Pong

Bob: "That Slanty Eyed Bastard has been driving 15 under the speed limit for the past mile"

Tom: It's not the chinks fault, his eyes are too small to read signs, you can practically blindfold him with dental floss"

by jortmann September 7, 2010

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