Balcontent

A Balcontent heckles an entertainment act from off-stage, particularly from a (soap)box or balcony. It is a neologism formed from the words 'balcony' and 'malcontent'.

Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets epitomize the balcontent philosophy of ritualized and persistent heckling.

by Doomnation November 28, 2011

Balloonatic

Someone who loves balloons a LOT

"Yeah, I collect balloons. Why? I am a balloonatic!"

"Einsman is a balloonatic!"

by captainshyte March 31, 2013

balloon-gunning

The act of filling a balloon with the alcohol of your choice and chugging it.

Yo, did you see Tommy balloon-gunning those four beers last night?

by double_fist_those_ beers April 23, 2014

Baldooley

Someone who starts balding, before their twenty second birthday!

My dad was baldooley before his eighteenth birthday.

by Jibs007 September 1, 2017

Balloon Swallower

1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.

1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"

2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"

by Biggjigglyballs May 10, 2018

Balloon Bashing

The act of putting a ballon between your penis and attempting to burst it by thrusting into it onto a partners ass.

“ hey babe let’s start Ballon Bashing that ass”

“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night”

by Bigboiiizucc July 6, 2018

Balloon Bashing

The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.

Man after no nut November my Friday nights turned into a full on Balloon Bashing festival

by Daddywallace69 July 8, 2018