Bacon and Eggs

When you bang your friend's hot sister in his house, then have her cook you bacon and eggs. You then stroll down the stairs in a house coat after finishing breakfast and say 'was up' to your friend, forever humiliating him.

I bacon and eggsed my friend's sister last night. He was pissed.

by ownzzzd October 24, 2008

asian bacon

Noun:
A person born in asia or of asian decent (perticularly oriental) who is just undeniable enthralling physically or mentally in either sexual or humoristic ways

Your friend John is such asian bacon! Invite him to your party!

by Tamara and Cathryn September 3, 2008

taint bacon

The thick peanut encrusted stain left in the crotch of ones tighty whities. The cause of said stain is from weeks of wiping ones ass in a forward motion building muddy shit upon previously semi-dried turd skids. Maker of this concoction can peel from under britches and proceed to serve to guests with a light salad and vintage Bulgarian white wine.

Sally enjoyed a side salad, glass of dom perignon and a two inch thick slice o' me seasoned taint bacon

by Wang Chunghung July 19, 2011

Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger

The size rankings in between Gimme That Cheeseburger (aka fat bitch), Gimme That Double Cheeseburger (really fat bitch), and Gimme That Triple Cheeseburger (obese fat bitch.

Use of Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger

Guy #1: Man that chick was Gimme That Cheeseburger.
Guy #2: Nah, she was more like gimme that Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger. Not small enough to be Gimme That Cheeseburger but not big enough to be Gimme That Double Cheeseburger.

by Lord Fuckface January 7, 2008

Batin' the Bacon

Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.

Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".

Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"

Bude 1 - "Wha?"

Dude 2 - "Nothing..."

by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010

Bacon

juicy cuts of fatty pig.

I want me some bacon for breakfast

by NebandtheAge March 1, 2007

babcock

the name given to an awesome person, however people who do not know this word will think its of sexual reference, therefore the person to say babcock confuses the people around them to think they are insulting, when in fact it is a compliment.

person 1: oh you are such a babcock
person 2: aww thanks you too!
random person walking past: why are they calling eachother dicks?

by farleywood November 22, 2010