Blake

The baddest mother fucker to walk the high seas. He punched Jesus in the dick and shat on his grave. He then fucked Mary and made the second cumming. God weeps for him. Satan worships. However, he has a baby dick.

Blake: Aw shit dude, I just fucked the virgin Mary
Hot chick: Too bad you have a baby dick

by BootyMcgee November 13, 2013

blake the steak

by definition
1. A child whom is not into sporting activities
2. An artist who does the "graffiti"

but by our definiton
1. the only genuine hipster in the world
2. doesn't need sports because this person is too bomb
3. one who knows too many cool words that the friend has to continually use this website

"that party last night was blaking the steaking"
"that kid is a total blake the steak. he dont need no.....SPORTITATION!"

by lucyliuhu February 21, 2008

Blake

A really cute boy who is nice, a bit perverted, skinny, most of the time they are blonde/dirty blonde, with blue/green eyes

-Hey Did you hear about Blake
-Yea I heard he is so nice, and tall, and cute, and then his eyes

by Steven donch August 27, 2015

blakeleigh

A clumsy girl that falls for any guy that she finds attractive. Also may say or do many stupid and crazy things

Blakeleigh your so crazy

by Crazy cotton December 13, 2016

Blake

A pile of shit and can't sing rap or dance

I need to take a blake

by Pollo36 February 28, 2017

blake

this dude sounds cool at first but then you realize, he is gay and an asshole and he even sucks dick.

man that dude was a real blake

by cows and cows December 5, 2017

Blakeney

A girl or boy with a strong sense of humor and is very bright. He/She will make any situation comfortable and attainable. He/She hates potheads and will cough as he/she walks by them just to annoy the crap of the potties.

Oh look! There's Blakeney trying to milk a cow!

by Stunnerrr June 20, 2011