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Bake I.D.

Just like a "fake I.D.," but it is used to buy recreational weed in order to get baked or stoned or high and so on
Jayson was so incredibly excited that Jones hooked him up with his Bake I.D. that he forgot his cash when he went into the dispensary.
by von groovy May 31, 2019
mugGet the Bake I.D.mug.

Baking and Entering

When you get high and then break into a house, or get extremely baked and wake up in a house that isn't yours.
Did you hear what happened to Connor last night? He got caught baking and entering his neighbor's house.
by Clamsandwich July 27, 2017
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Cable bake

Misheard lyrics from the song Balance by MC Quakez at 0.05. Most often misheard when the listener is baked
1: Hey man did you just hear the words 'Cable Bake'?
2: Yeah man in super baked right now
by Harry10932 November 8, 2017
mugGet the Cable bakemug.

Bake Weight

The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.
Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'

Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'

Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'
by />///\/<^/\/ December 26, 2011
mugGet the Bake Weightmug.

baked and caked

To get high as fuck and bust a fat nuton someone’s face.
Hey girl want to get high and cummed on”

You mean, baked and caked”
by AyyItsYaBoi August 22, 2019
mugGet the baked and cakedmug.

Anger baking

A method of baking consisting of equal parts baking and anger.
As I entered the kitchen I was hit with both the sweet fragrance of freshly baked cookies but also the thundering ruckus of abused pots and battered utensils. Derek was in the kitchen, and he was anger baking up a storm.
by Dallyissmelly December 8, 2017
mugGet the Anger bakingmug.

baked creampie

Baked Creampie after a male finishes into another person. said person takes a massive bong rip.
by Bugs_11037 January 19, 2022
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