Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

Let's put the head back on the chicken

When something has gone out of direction or purpose (like a headless chicken) it's time to put the headback on the chicken.

We have lost track of our followers and are starting to lose them – Let's put the head back on the chicken

by winthelove January 7, 2019

panty bacon

n.) a.k.a. Camel Toe

The whole friggin' world can see Karen's panty bacon whenever she sports the spandex.

by mhibma November 22, 2005

Baconesque

Not the pursuit of perfection, but the achievement of perfection.

Man that guy is so impressive. He is baconesque.

by timtitties December 15, 2009

Bacon Stamp

Taking a limp peice of bacon and slapping it across an individuals face.

Also used as a verb pertaining to having intercourse with someone.

Dudeeee! YOU JUST GOT BACON STAMPED!

Id bacon stamp that.

by Allison.grace.2 February 22, 2011

bacon stretcher

An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.

"Hey Little Jhonny, can you go bring me the bacon stretcher?"

by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c September 18, 2017

Bacon

When something is good but you really don't understand the hype. Like, bacon is good and all, but why do some people lose their shit over it? similar to 'overrated' (which is used way too much as a way of discrediting something without having to give a proper justification, most often when someone finds they have a disliking for a popular phenomenon and is resentful of those who embrace it.) but the difference is you're not an asshole and can let others like something without shitting on it just to be a hater. because you realize that it is good, but want to voice your opinion that it's not as good as all the hype.

Steve: hey babe, what do you want for dinner?
Monica: OMG lets get In-N-Out, I've been thinking about it all day since Becky had some for lunch at work!
Steve: In-N-Out? alright, but I don't understand why you like it so much. it's bacon to me.

other things that are bacon;
sports
beyonce
lady gaga
taylor swift
kanye west
halo
pho
frozen
hamilton
the office
game of thrones
DC comics

by nagaashi February 13, 2018