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carpet breathe

1. The taste in ones mouth has giving oral sex to a female.

2. Smell of ones breathe after giving oral sex.
Steve stands in Lee's face after oral sex... "What's up?"

Lee says "Wow, you have bad carpet breathe!"

Steve relies "My bad, been eatin my girl pussy."

Steve replies "Been eatin a lil cooter bang and archie lee!"
by Stevie Martinez December 27, 2008
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shitdick breath

the foul smelling breath that occurs after a male or female has been fucked in the anus and then proceeds to suck on the same penis.
Beiss's shitdick breath wreaked of his own asshole and Priest's penis.
by DannyProvidence February 21, 2008
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Breath Cancer

1) When someone's breath is SO rancid, you can't help but utter, "Yer breath is KILLIN' me (smalls)!!" Hence the term: Breath Cancer. Breath that Kills. It's no joke!

2) OR, when yer friend has a "thinko" as she tries to say 'Breast Cancer', and really she says, 'Breath Cancer'. Then you erupt in laughter cause it's just THAT funny!
Oh my Gawd, did he just eat a clove of garlic? He has total Breath Cancer!!!
by Lori LoLo Robb August 16, 2010
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sewer breath

halitosis, stinky breath, such as that caused by rotting teeth and gum disease, or after smoking, eating anything containing garlic or curry or onions.
I gagged at his sewer breath when he turned to speak to me.
by Anjta January 15, 2007
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Dragon's Breath

When your significant other lips your ass and gulps your fart in their mouth, and then holds a lighter to their lips and blows fire like a Dragon....
Alisha cupped my ashore with her lips, took my whole fart in her mouth and then lit it off and charred my ass hair with a Dragon's Breath.
by GmanT January 12, 2017
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last breath

that inhalation on your doomsday before you heart finally stops beating
Raven: then you know what I'm here for?
Death: ...but they're mine now, once they took their last breath, I'm a soul collector baby I'm Death
by griim_reeaper May 24, 2017
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Donkey Breath

Someone's breath that smells like absolute shit, like they brush their teeth with shit toothpaste. Almost as if someone took a crap in their mouth.

The worst smell imaginable. A pokemon attack that ends the world in the middle of a poke battle.
Goku's secret move that he never used in dragonball z.
1. Damn nig nack you got that donkey breath.

2. Pickachu: Donkey Breath!!!!
by Dat nigy March 16, 2011
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