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Bollocks

A 'Posher' word/term for Testicles.
Oh Bollocks, I just whacked my leg.
by DrMystario January 19, 2022
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Bollocks

My mom just died”. “Bollocks”.
by James Mays cousin October 17, 2022
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Bollockry

- a place full of bollocks

- a bollocks situation, or a demonstration of bollocks dimensions
- can be used as a short form of "load of bollocks"
- an avery contains avians, a bollockry contains bollocks
"that place is a bollockry" as in "that place is a load of bollocks"

"what a horrendous display of bollockry"

"what a bollockry"

"Did you see Arsenal play last night? Absolute bollockry!!"
by c0d3c December 15, 2022
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Bollockbrained-Crudwank

If someone is being a Bollockbrained-Crudwank, it means that they are being incredibly stupid or have done something so unbelievably ridiculous. This world can be used to describe a person.
"Jerry was being a Bollockbrained-Crudwank because he set fire to his own fart"
by 20littleshit10 March 1, 2023
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Bollocks

When the South African Supreme Court of Appeals repeatedly miscalculates the parole of Oscar Pistorius after trying to interpret their sentencing erroneously for the third time.
Acting Judge President Petse: “In reply thereto I advise, as is apparent from the judgment of this court delivered on
24 November 2017, that Mr Oscar L C Pistorius was sentenced by this court to an effective term of 13 years five months taking into account the period of 12 months imprisonment and correctional supervision of seven months (see paragraphs 24, 25 and 26 of the judgment). The order of this court is unqualified which means that the substituted sentence is effective from 24 November 2017 i.e. the date on which this court's judgment was delivered.”

My response: “What absolute bollocks! This is inconsistent with the SCA’s last two letters of clarification, one saying Oscar was eligible for parole in 2021.”
by The Oxford explanation March 31, 2023
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Bollocks

(South of England): shoes, trainers, etc

(North of England): balls, cock
Hey, those are some really nice bollocks you have there!
Hey, put your bollocks away!
by Milly_Foshe July 12, 2023
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Bollocks

(South of England): shoes, trainers, etc

(North of England): balls, cock
Hey, those are some really nice bollocks you have there!
Hey, put your bollocks away!
by Milly_Foshe July 12, 2023
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