Bau5

A term or abbreviation for the word "BOSS". It also can be another word for someone with the name CHANEL BARCELON

dogshit: yo you see that girl over there?
Catshit: yeye i think her names channel!
Dogshit: daaang shes probabley a bau5!

by bau5 poop man June 27, 2012

Baus

cool, chiller, anything you want

Your a huge baus. We are all huge fuckin bauses.

by baus baus September 3, 2011

jack bauer

Refers to the crystalline portion of marijuana known as keef, aka keefer aka "Kiefer Sutherland".

Dude, I only got a little of that Jack Bauer left, but it'll put you on your ASS!

by Tha S-Man September 22, 2006

baunch

Another term that is used for a womans vagina with a negative conotation. Could be a very smelly vagina, diseased vagina, fat vagina, or a sluts vagina.

Man you need to wash your baunch, i think i'm gonna puke.

by grizzt69 March 28, 2003

Bauer

The act of giving oral sex to a male. Derived from the sounds of oral sex on the penis.

My friend John paid $50 to Sue for some bauer.

by demonspeed February 27, 2009

bauer

adjective: to engage in 24 hours of strenuous activity including stopping numerous bombs and potential fatal viruses. is better than what chuck norris, Mr T and McGuyver combined could come up with in a single day.

"oh jeez mate i had a Bauer of a day! I just found out that my son is a terrorist, disowned him, fell in love with three women (all of whom i interogated for being the mother), beat one of them to death, then got fired from CTU, then reinstated again for saving my 7th president, then found out the president was shagging my ex wife--the mother of my terrorist son-- so i decided to take heroin as a way of dealing with the problem but told everone it was to work undercover, i then got off the smack in the next hour and told my son he was alright after all and got him a job working at CTU and that was my day...can i use the toilet?"

by David Deery August 22, 2006

baunch

stinky, smelly, hairy, and diseased vag's.

I wanted to dominate her bagina, but her baunch smelled like the inner depths of a hippo's ass.

by scud August 27, 2003