It’s when you put your pair of shoes in the microwave on high setting to make them warm and comfortable; for when you are putting your feet in them.
Guy 1: Bro, yesterday my G, I made some baked shoes man, they were so good bro.
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?
by iGrim April 20, 2021
Get the baked shoesmug. (Verb.) To adapt media content originally intended for a gay audience to accommodate to a hetero-normative society.
'Straight-Baking' can be used as a past participle verb. E.g. "This TV series has been straight-baked." or as an /ed/ adjective when describing a noun.
by NickyDoughnuts March 21, 2023
Get the Straight-Bakingmug. by Bugs_11037 January 19, 2022
Get the baked creampiemug. As I entered the kitchen I was hit with both the sweet fragrance of freshly baked cookies but also the thundering ruckus of abused pots and battered utensils. Derek was in the kitchen, and he was anger baking up a storm.
by Dallyissmelly December 8, 2017
Get the Anger bakingmug. A person who is not quite right either bodily, mentally or both due to having older parents. This can be caused specifically by a fathers old manky sperm.
Due to Susans' dad being so old when he got her mum pregnant, she came out Half-Baked, with a wonky eye and a limp.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.
by The Two Headed Dog March 15, 2019
Get the Half-Bakedmug. 
Get the They baked youmug. by Summer coldness May 25, 2019
Get the Baking a turdmug.