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baked creampie

Baked Creampie after a male finishes into another person. said person takes a massive bong rip.
by Bugs_11037 January 19, 2022
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Bake Weight

The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.
Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'

Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'

Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'
by />///\/<^/\/ December 26, 2011
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Anger baking

A method of baking consisting of equal parts baking and anger.
As I entered the kitchen I was hit with both the sweet fragrance of freshly baked cookies but also the thundering ruckus of abused pots and battered utensils. Derek was in the kitchen, and he was anger baking up a storm.
by Dallyissmelly December 8, 2017
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baked shoes

It’s when you put your pair of shoes in the microwave on high setting to make them warm and comfortable; for when you are putting your feet in them.
Guy 1: Bro, yesterday my G, I made some baked shoes man, they were so good bro.
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?
by iGrim April 20, 2021
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Baking and Entering

When you get high and then break into a house, or get extremely baked and wake up in a house that isn't yours.
Did you hear what happened to Connor last night? He got caught baking and entering his neighbor's house.
by Clamsandwich July 27, 2017
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Half-Baked

A person who is not quite right either bodily, mentally or both due to having older parents. This can be caused specifically by a fathers old manky sperm.
Due to Susans' dad being so old when he got her mum pregnant, she came out Half-Baked, with a wonky eye and a limp.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.
by The Two Headed Dog March 15, 2019
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Baking a turd

When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.
Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?

No. Im baking a turd right now.
by Summer coldness May 25, 2019
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