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Fresh Off the Board. originally referred to Chinese immagirants (in olden days, and even now, chinese took boats to come to north america, hence the boat) These are people who can't properly speak english and stick to their country's way of fashion mostly. But no longer is refered only to asians, its refered to all races (chinese, persians etc.) Most of the times though it is not used in a personal way to degrade people, just as a joke.
hey ur wearin ur jacket backwards, ur sucha fob!
F.O.B. by Anonymous November 19, 2003
Jerk Off Backwards= What life gives you most of the time. The way the world can be backwards, and how things don't make sense.
Bush is a J.O.B type of guy.
J.O.B by Tricia-Anne August 21, 2007
Term used commonly in DC during Clinton administration which meant Friend Of Bill. Mostly used by folks who received political appointments or staffer jobs in his administration which initially had stringent qualification requirements to one-up others who didnt. Alot of this vanished in his second term as people who were just low rent suck-ups got jobs. Opposite of this initial behavior is W's legion of brain-dead morons who's sole criterion for administration job is that they gave him money or are friends of the Saudi royal family. FEMA jerkoff Brown who let New Orleans drown while he fiddled, primped and played golf is a textbook example of this anti- meritocratic behavior.
Fat, trailer-trash chick (drooling semen): I'm an F.O.B.
Chick with PhD in Astro-Physics: Nice to meet ya' Monica. you took MY job, bitch!
F.O.B. by cosmo kid July 16, 2008
Two Definitions:

1. Fresh Off the Boat
2. Family Over Bitches
Look at those fobs they hella dummmy bruh.

It ain't M.O.B, it's F.O.B; family over bitches cuhz
F.O.B by blaccjacc January 31, 2009
Money over Bitches. Need I say more. When I was 17 I had my heart broken. I vowed to never be with a bitch from this point on. I'm now 31 years old and a Westside Whiteboy vet and see that women are cheaters even if they've been married for 8 years and have 3 children. Just ask my brother. Oh a bitch wanted me and I refused the bitch. Comes out the bitch is married and had 2 kids. Fuck Bitches M.O.B. for life. A Westside Whiteboy.
Cause a year ago you know you loved the bitch. Now your stomach's upset and your feelings are hurt. She got you feeling like an old banana peel in the dirt. Bitch ass mothafuckas. Why do you wanna bitch? You best believe she better have me on the payroll - have a bankroll - buy me a Benz and keep my tank full. Other than that I don't want no bitch. M.O.B. for life.
M.O.B. by Westside Whiteboy May 12, 2011
back of head
some one who is hot from the back, but is ugly from the front
OMG, he is such a B.O.H.
B.O.H. by LALAAHAHAHA February 24, 2010