Another of the awkward animals, similar to the awkward whale. This is when one person leans across another with outstretched arms and holds their position, as if a crocodiles mouth is open.
by Googly G August 14, 2011
1. a party that is exceedingly uncomfortable
2. when you tell a story and everyone has already heard it before and no one reacts
2. when you tell a story and everyone has already heard it before and no one reacts
"Man, this 1812 themed party is so awkward party."
"Did I tell you about the restaurant reservation thing?"
"Yes."
"..."
"Did I tell you about the restaurant reservation thing?"
"Yes."
"..."
by awkward poopy March 24, 2012
Noun: The gesture of making a turtle with your hands to signify and awkward moment
Adjective: To describe an uncomfortable moment
Adjective: To describe an uncomfortable moment
by TQWEE December 16, 2009
A gag used to break an awkward silence . This is performed as a mime. To make use of the awkward ballon, you must make a fist with your hand and pretend to blow into it. You must then pretend to pop the balloon, whilst making a popping sound with your mouth.
James: hey you know, when my gran dies, i'll be rich
Dave: My nan's dead. Thanks for bringing that up
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
(James performs awkward balloon)
James: Did you do the homework last night?
Dave: My nan's dead. Thanks for bringing that up
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
(James performs awkward balloon)
James: Did you do the homework last night?
by joose man October 20, 2010
by Honey L May 09, 2011
Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.
There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.
by Bandito September 28, 2004
Cousin to the awkward turtle (official mascot of the awkward moment) As the awkward turtle is recognized by a hand gesture, so is the awkward turkey. You hold your four fingers from one hand up behing the fist of your other hand. The hand with the fist will then stick its thumb out and wiggle it around. Go ahead, give it a try, and show it to your friends. Its awkward.
Hey lover, I have some thing to tell you, sorry I just gave you aids......At this moment you could have the awkward turkey run in.
by grpgrifire July 19, 2009