awkward class

A class that teaches those who wish to be rejected by society (ie:homeschoolers) to be completly and utterly awkward. It is at these akward classes where they learn how to talk like Ozzy Osbourne, walk like Micheal Jackson, sing like Jonny Cash, and many other ridiculous actions.

Guy: (leans in very close) Are you busy on Saturday
Other Guy: You- you want me to come with you to awkward class?

by dontevenbother654 June 2, 2011

awksalsa

Pepe AKA Penelope from youtube.com/pepeesgallante uses this word to describe an awkward moment, usually when he goes on blogtv. He also wanted #awksalsa to be a trending topic on twitter, therefore having the blogtv viewers tweet it!

good morning. i can taste the #awksalsa from this tweet because i know a lot of people have school but im still on summer vacation :D

by xnicoleeeee August 28, 2011

Poonberry awkward

a person (usually of the male species) attempting to 'get ass', however failing

Hazza was sooo poonberry awkward at da partay last night!

by jshc0320 May 18, 2011

awkward

a situation or place that makes someone look or feel out of place

It would be awkward to invite your ex-wife to your wedding.

by Gerard Irick July 16, 2009

awksauce

(noun) The sauce of awkwardness

Would you like some awksauce on that awktopus?

Uh, man, that chick was weird. She was oozing awksauce.

by The awkward pig June 22, 2010

Awkward Moose

The act of holding one's hands on their head in the shape of moose antlers. Then proceeding to move them downward to cover the eyes. Commonly used when someone says something awkward or un-called for in a given situation.

Gronz: "Hilary, Allie, Sam, and Shannon think im totally the hottest guy who works here. I also smell the best of all the male specimen who work in this establishment."

All: "AWKWARD MOOSE!"

Hilary: "Awkward Jellyfish!"

Allie: "Awkward Turtle!"

Sam: "Awkward Unicorn!"

by Ihavenofriends November 23, 2006

awkward silence

what you hear when u tell your girlfreind your gay....

When i finally told her, there was this weird awkward silence

by Johnny Hush September 1, 2008